{"product_id":"emma-the-bearded-dragon-print","title":"“Emma, the bearded dragon” (Print)","description":"\u003cp\u003eOil on canvas  8 x 8 \u003cbr\u003e2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s me. Emma. 🦎\u003cbr\u003eBreaking news from the terracotta penthouse: I have been immortalized. In oil. On canvas. As I deserve!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy small human — commissioned this portrait, (apparently he has connections in the art world…(the nice lady next door).  \u003cbr\u003eFinally, someone in this household understands that I am not a pet. I am a muse!  \u003cbr\u003eI have been waiting for my Fellini moment, like in “La dolce Vita” at the Trevi fountain, since the day I hatched, and today, amore, the canvas has found me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI emerged from my little cave the way I emerge from everything — slowly, dramatically, and with one eye on the snacks.  A dragonfly arrived to pay respects. A leaf attended.  \u003cbr\u003eI did not smile, because I am mysterious, but you can tell I’m pleased. \u003cbr\u003eLook at the cheekbones. Look at the toes. Very La Dolce Vita. Very me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo my small human: bravissimo! You have the eye of a Medici.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo the artist: flawless! The toes especially. 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo the public: prints? maybe. Autographs? I can’t hold a pen. Figure it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e— Emma, professionally unbothered 🇮🇹\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Via Della Luce - Print Society","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48751670821081,"sku":null,"price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/0386\/4537\/files\/IMG_0932.jpg?v=1779828063","url":"https:\/\/via-della-luce-2.myshopify.com\/products\/emma-the-bearded-dragon-print","provider":"Via Della Luce - Print Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}